Friday’s Survival Sarcasm – Demotivational Posters

I have been MIA from the blogging world as of late, I have been crazy busy.  I will find my head here soon and be back on it.  For now I give you our weekly dose of Survival Sarcasm thanks to an email from my hubs this am.  It made me laugh out loud and hopefully it will you too.  So let’s get started.

There you have it!

Rock your Friday!

Keep Rock’n!

Peace.

Friday’s Survival Sarcasm – Farewell to the Firecracker

Wednesday was a very very sad day..it was the day we bid farewell to one of my favorite blogs.  Miss Firecracker has put her blog on hold for the time being.  This makes me sad because it was one of my favorites, it was the first blog I read every morning and gave me my morning boost to face the world each day.  It made me laugh, it made me smile, it made me cock my head to the side and think “WTF!”  Her blog was one of the first I came across when I first came to the blogging world and I loved it from the beginning.  She is my…”Cosmic Twin”.  Thankfully through our blogs we have become friends on the outside of the blog-o-verse, a friendship was made that I hold dear.  I spent Wednesday in mourning, locked in my bedroom dressed in black with a bottle of Vodka.  To the Firecraker blog..I tip my forty.  Okay Okay enough of all the mushy mushy, let’s send her off in the right way!  Thank you Someecards.com and bluntcard.com for always having a card saying what is on my mind.

To you Miss Firecracker..Your blog will be missed…

Firecracker and I

I will do this for you & keep them dead

This can't be more true!

So...goodbye.

So call me!

I thought this by 8:30am on Wednesday

I keep telling myself this in between bottles of Jack Daniels

Yes we share the same brain.

Your secret is safe with me.

Because I'm there for you like that.

And shaking..and hammered...and twitching...HELP!

Thnx to the porn name generator we will be known as: You: Nurse Fuegobutte Me: Barbie Stroker

I keep telling myself you will come back someday....Come back to us!

See you already have a name! ...and done.

I beg of you

Firecracker says goodbye...

 To all that never read Firecracker’s blog while she was here..I am sorry that a part of you will always feel empty.

Rock Your Friday!

Always Keep Rock’n!!

Peace

Friday’s Survival Sarcasm – Rock the Awesome

It’s that time again folks. It’s Friday and here is your weekly does of sarcasm and funny. A special thank you as always to someecards.com, happyplace.com, and bluntcard.com for making our Friday’s most awesome.  Today’s post is a mixture of cards, notes to neighbors (from happyplace.com) and signs (again from happyplace.com).  Let’s Rock Some Awesome!

This might take a moment

That's one big wiener!

heehee!

BAM!

Because I'm fabulous

I told you

Mr T+Unicorns and lightbolts=Awesome of course!

Me with most humans

I burn 0 calories mowing the lawn

I was worried on what to do if they weren't around

Whatever works

He's sneaky..watch out!

that's some shit right there

bahaha

with so many this is the case

massive suction

My day planner says the same thing!

Always!

There you have it.

I leave you with this…

Rock Your Friday

and as always…

Keep Rockin!

Peace

Friday’s Survival Sarcasm – Street Fliers

It’s Friiiiiday!  Let’s get our funny on with the help of the folks over at Happyplace.com and their brilliantly pointless street fliers.  So let’s get this party started and fulfill our Friday’s Sarcasm Needs.  And go…

Now that's just fucking funny.

I could of used this the other day

haha!

like

Where's the honey mustard?

Take that Bike Thief!

Damn that Alf!

MEEP! is all I have to say

Dog Awesomesauce

Damn Straight

Now go on and Rock Your Friday!

Keep Rock’n!

Peace

Friday’s Survival Sarcasm – Signs

Today installment of Friday’s Survival Sarcasm is brought to you by happyplace.com, which I found through someecards.com.  Over on Happyplace they have posted brilliant smart-ass responses to completely well meaning signs.  I think they are funny and I hope they give you your dose of Friday Sarcasm that we all need!

And there you have it.

Rock Your Friday!

and as always..

Keep Rock’n.

Peace

Friday’s Survival Sarcasm – Brought to you by the Letter F & #1

The following installment of Survival Sarcasm is brought to you by:

someecards.com and bluntcard.com

The Letter F

As In...

and the number 1

Now that that is out of the way let’s get this started, shall we?  We shall.

Shark Week needs to be over.

This is very true.

It has to start somewhere.

I'm going to start using this.

I hate that!

Your Public Service Announcement for the day

This is my opinion of the human race 97% of the time.

My life story

Well that pretty much sums it up!

FACT.

dumbass

I'm tired of having "swamp ass" it causes chaffing.

Shew...I'm glad they aren't going broke

Fatass

because it would be AWESOME

majority of the general public

try working out fatass

As always Rock Your Friday!

Peace.

Friday’s Survival Sarcasm – It’s Mandatory.

I need today’s installment of Sarcasm like a whore needs frequent STD checks after this past week.  It’s mandatory.  This will also be my last post for a week.  Yes next week there will be no blogging from Vegas…only drinks, gambling, doing the dirty, eating, sleeping, more drinking, partying with Thy & Mr. T, music, shows, more doing the dirty, more drinks, more sleeping and even more gambling.  I will be tweeting throughout the week though because god forbid I go an entire week without any social media.  I can’t just go cold turkey on everything all at once people.

Seriously, That would have been some funny shit!

I have accomplished this way too well.

Too Late!

 So here’s to you all for the next week!

Until next week…

Peace.

Rock your Friday!

Friday’s Survival Sarcasm – Daddy Edition

It’s Friday and it’s time for your Friday’s Survival Sarcasm.  Sunday is Father’s Day so today we will be honoring the Dad’s in our lives.  We will be honoring our own Dad’s this Father’s Day, some will be honoring our husbands who might or might not be the father of our children.  Dad’s or just males in general are a crucial part of making little humans.  What does one need to make little humans you ask?  You need some baby batter.  Baby batter comes from the male aka Dad.  Whether you get the baby batter straight from the dispenser located in the wiener or you go to a special place where you can purchase the baby batter, you still need it to make a little human.  So here is to you baby batter producers!  Thanks to someecards.com for making providing our laughs.

Happy Father's Day!

Bwahahahahaha!

You're the Best!

 Happy Father’s Day to all you baby batter makers!  Without you we couldn’t make humans!

As always..

Rock Your Friday!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Friday’s Survival Sarcasm – Birthday Style

Today might be Friday but it is also June 3rd which means it’s the birthday of a very special friend.  In honor of Miss. Firecracker3‘s Birthday, today’s survival sarcasm is all birthday wishes from someecards.com and bluntcard.com

Not that I think that..It's just funny!

Heehee!

To you Firecracker, I wish you a very Happy Birthday today!

I hope that you rock the bejeezus out of your birthday this weekend.

Here’s to you….

Cheers!

As always, Rock your Friday!

Friday’s Survival Sarcasm – The Rapture

With the world going to shit tomorrow we will need as many survival tools as necessary.  Thankfully I am here for my people.  Here is your Survival Sarcasm for The Rapture.  Thank you someecards.com for helping us get through this oh so difficult time.

So there you have it people, one of your survival tools for tomorrow.

As always Rock Your Friday!

AND

Rock the Rapture!

Let’s do this.