Category Archives: Sarcasm
I have been MIA from the blogging world as of late, I have been crazy busy. I will find my head here soon and be back on it. For now I give you our weekly dose of Survival Sarcasm thanks to an email from my hubs this am. It made me laugh out loud and hopefully it will you too. So let’s get started.
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Rock your Friday!
Wednesday was a very very sad day..it was the day we bid farewell to one of my favorite blogs. Miss Firecracker has put her blog on hold for the time being. This makes me sad because it was one of my favorites, it was the first blog I read every morning and gave me my morning boost to face the world each day. It made me laugh, it made me smile, it made me cock my head to the side and think “WTF!” Her blog was one of the first I came across when I first came to the blogging world and I loved it from the beginning. She is my…”Cosmic Twin”. Thankfully through our blogs we have become friends on the outside of the blog-o-verse, a friendship was made that I hold dear. I spent Wednesday in mourning, locked in my bedroom dressed in black with a bottle of Vodka. To the Firecraker blog..I tip my forty. Okay Okay enough of all the mushy mushy, let’s send her off in the right way! Thank you Someecards.com and bluntcard.com for always having a card saying what is on my mind.
To you Miss Firecracker..Your blog will be missed…
To all that never read Firecracker’s blog while she was here..I am sorry that a part of you will always feel empty.
Rock Your Friday!
Always Keep Rock’n!!
It’s that time again folks. It’s Friday and here is your weekly does of sarcasm and funny. A special thank you as always to someecards.com, happyplace.com, and bluntcard.com for making our Friday’s most awesome. Today’s post is a mixture of cards, notes to neighbors (from happyplace.com) and signs (again from happyplace.com). Let’s Rock Some Awesome!
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I leave you with this…
Rock Your Friday
and as always…
It’s Friiiiiday! Let’s get our funny on with the help of the folks over at Happyplace.com and their brilliantly pointless street fliers. So let’s get this party started and fulfill our Friday’s Sarcasm Needs. And go…
Now go on and Rock Your Friday!
Today installment of Friday’s Survival Sarcasm is brought to you by happyplace.com, which I found through someecards.com. Over on Happyplace they have posted brilliant smart-ass responses to completely well meaning signs. I think they are funny and I hope they give you your dose of Friday Sarcasm that we all need!
And there you have it.
Rock Your Friday!
and as always..
I need today’s installment of Sarcasm like a whore needs frequent STD checks after this past week. It’s mandatory. This will also be my last post for a week. Yes next week there will be no blogging from Vegas…only drinks, gambling, doing the dirty, eating, sleeping, more drinking, partying with Thy & Mr. T, music, shows, more doing the dirty, more drinks, more sleeping and even more gambling. I will be tweeting throughout the week though because god forbid I go an entire week without any social media. I can’t just go cold turkey on everything all at once people.
So here’s to you all for the next week!
Until next week…
Rock your Friday!
It’s Friday and it’s time for your Friday’s Survival Sarcasm. Sunday is Father’s Day so today we will be honoring the Dad’s in our lives. We will be honoring our own Dad’s this Father’s Day, some will be honoring our husbands who might or might not be the father of our children. Dad’s or just males in general are a crucial part of making little humans. What does one need to make little humans you ask? You need some baby batter. Baby batter comes from the male aka Dad. Whether you get the baby batter straight from the dispenser located in the wiener or you go to a special place where you can purchase the baby batter, you still need it to make a little human. So here is to you baby batter producers! Thanks to someecards.com for making providing our laughs.
Rock Your Friday!!!!
Today might be Friday but it is also June 3rd which means it’s the birthday of a very special friend. In honor of Miss. Firecracker3‘s Birthday, today’s survival sarcasm is all birthday wishes from someecards.com and bluntcard.com
To you Firecracker, I wish you a very Happy Birthday today!
I hope that you rock the bejeezus out of your birthday this weekend.
Here’s to you….
As always, Rock your Friday!
With the world going to shit tomorrow we will need as many survival tools as necessary. Thankfully I am here for my people. Here is your Survival Sarcasm for The Rapture. Thank you someecards.com for helping us get through this oh so difficult time.
So there you have it people, one of your survival tools for tomorrow.
As always Rock Your Friday!
Rock the Rapture!
Let’s do this.