Friday’s Survival Sarcasm – Rock the Awesome

It’s that time again folks. It’s Friday and here is your weekly does of sarcasm and funny. A special thank you as always to someecards.com, happyplace.com, and bluntcard.com for making our Friday’s most awesome.  Today’s post is a mixture of cards, notes to neighbors (from happyplace.com) and signs (again from happyplace.com).  Let’s Rock Some Awesome!

This might take a moment

That's one big wiener!

heehee!

BAM!

Because I'm fabulous

I told you

Mr T+Unicorns and lightbolts=Awesome of course!

Me with most humans

I burn 0 calories mowing the lawn

I was worried on what to do if they weren't around

Whatever works

He's sneaky..watch out!

that's some shit right there

bahaha

with so many this is the case

massive suction

My day planner says the same thing!

Always!

There you have it.

I leave you with this…

Rock Your Friday

and as always…

Keep Rockin!

Peace

Friday’s Survival Sarcasm – Birthday Style

Today might be Friday but it is also June 3rd which means it’s the birthday of a very special friend.  In honor of Miss. Firecracker3‘s Birthday, today’s survival sarcasm is all birthday wishes from someecards.com and bluntcard.com

Not that I think that..It's just funny!

Heehee!

To you Firecracker, I wish you a very Happy Birthday today!

I hope that you rock the bejeezus out of your birthday this weekend.

Here’s to you….

Cheers!

As always, Rock your Friday!

Friday’s Survival Sarcasm!

Friday can mean only one thing anymore around here at All Things Fnkybee…Your weekly dose of Survival Sarcasm!  Today we are going to stray away from the norm of someecards.com and give props to another website.  A friend of mine sent me a link to a new website yesterday and I was in heaven.  Your survival sarcasm this week is brought to you by…..*drum roll please*  Bluntcard.com.   This website is now holding my heart.

Let’s get started.  *You might want to either take your laptop to the bathroom or put on a pair of Depends, there is a chance you might soil your britches.*

Can someone please remember this.

One for the Ladies

Touche.

Seriously.

Yep.

Hit me up.

shh...

I love that word.

Santa's on Twitter People!

Thank god it's Spring.

Tickety Tock!

Yep..Still don't give a fuck!

heehee

See..don't be a whore.

How I have wanted to say that before!

Secretly of course.

put them back down douchebag.

waa..waa...waaaaa

I am now the fashion po po.

period.

One of my new favorite words right there.

assbag....hahahaha!

It's going to be awhile.

Every mom has thought this.

Them damn polar bears!

I like that to do list.

This is half of my friend list.

And there you have it for this Friday!  I know there was a lot but it was so hard to narrow it down!

As always…

Rock your Friday!