So yeah, it’s me, Miss. MIA as of late. I have been crazy busy, it’s ridiculous and I’m worn plum out. Yes I just said plum out. Lord, I’ve been in the south too long. With that said, I’m fix’n to tell you what I have been up to.
-Running around like a chicken with my head cut off.
- Not reading blogs of the people that live in my computer, I am an awful friend. I have a lot of catching up to do. I miss everyone!
-Taking pictures, editing, taking more pictures, more editing, editing, editing, editing. Damn it’s time consuming.
-Trying to fine tune my time management between mom, wife, friend, and a photographer. I’m failing at this.
-I’m now trying to find the time to start painting my house again. I put down the paint brush a month ago and haven’t touched it since. Umm…Yeah..my house looks confused.
-Looking for extra hours in my day. Does Walmart have time on sale? I can’t find any extra time.
-Saturday night I shot a very talented rock’n band, One43, downtown Nashville at the Red Rooster. I was in heaven because you just can’t beat mixing a good rock’n roll band with photography. I was one happy girl.
I still have one more photo shoot to edit and then I will be caught up. There’s only 1250 photos to go through, cut down and edit. Geesh, again I need more hours in my day!
Now if you will excuse I must go pamper myself for a bit by getting my hair done. It looks like I have a mop on the top of my head. It’s way over due.
It’s that time again folks. It’s Friday and here is your weekly does of sarcasm and funny. A special thank you as always to someecards.com, happyplace.com, and bluntcard.com for making our Friday’s most awesome. Today’s post is a mixture of cards, notes to neighbors (from happyplace.com) and signs (again from happyplace.com). Let’s Rock Some Awesome!
There you have it.
I leave you with this…
Rock Your Friday
and as always…
Today installment of Friday’s Survival Sarcasm is brought to you by happyplace.com, which I found through someecards.com. Over on Happyplace they have posted brilliant smart-ass responses to completely well meaning signs. I think they are funny and I hope they give you your dose of Friday Sarcasm that we all need!
And there you have it.
Rock Your Friday!
and as always..
Yesterday I googled something looking for a picture and came across a slew of funny pics all coming from the same website, gimmeyourhand.com. I immediately clicked on the link and went to check out the full site. Let’s just say….Bahahahahaha! So instead of Friday’s Survival Sarcasm, I give you Friday’s Funnies. All pics and their Captions come straight from gimmeyourhand.com.
The following is from their “What the Crap?!” Page
Now some from their “Moment of Fail” Page
As Always Rock Your Friday!
Today’s installment of All Things Fnkybee is brought to you by….What the Crap?
There is a song on the radio that concerns me. I don’t know who it is by or what the name of it is and yes I could easily look that information up but I’m feeling lazy and don’t wanna, plus it’s my blog and I could do what I want. Anyway…one of the songs lines or what is the main chorus goes like this
“If you see someone sexy tell them Hey, Give me everything tonight.”
Let’s discuss. So you are at a club, you see someone across the room they you find sexy, you walk up to them and say “Hey, Give me everything tonight!”. That’s a little forward don’t you think? A little demanding in my opinion. You just met this person and now you want everything? Geesh! What, you want my money, my bling or by everything do you just want my vagina? If I was on the receiving end of this lovely pick up line I would First laugh hysterically in your face and then walk away or turn to my girlfriends and immediately start making fun of you because you are a douche. What I find disturbing is what it is implying. I know I know, it’s just a song but there are young influential brains listening and thinking maybe this is ok. It’s not. It’s not ok to demand everything from someone you just met and you find sexy because chances are if this is your way of thinking you are a complete toolbag to begin with. It’s not ok *girls* to just give everything to some stranger because they find you sexy. Morals! Morals! Remember your morals Ladies! I should write a “just ask Fnky” column because I’m so smart with the advice.
Another “What the Crap!” My husband has become fond of my iPad. I was ok with this until……He walked in the bathroom with it. I didn’t say anything. Later in the day he picked it up and started doing whatever he does on it and then gets up off the couch, turns to me and says “this thing is great!” I said “it is pretty awesome” and his reply is “it’s great because you can take it to the bathroom with you, every bathroom should come with one”. Yeah..um…you are pooping with my iPad and I don’t know how I feel about that. Literally..What the Crap!
My husband is one of the funniest people I know. He is constantly making me laugh from the complete random things that come out of his mouth at the most random of times. Oh Fnky please tell us an example of the comedy…Ok ok geesh! Hold your panties.
The other night we are sitting on the couch watching tv. We are not speaking to each other just watching. Out of the corner of my eye I notice his hand is held up, fingers spread. He is sizing up the side of my head with his hand. I slowly turn my head and ask what the hell he is doing. With out cracking a smile or missing a beat he says “What if I just smacked the fuck out of your face right now?” ”That would hurt” I just looked at him and then we both immediately start laughing so hard that I ended up with tears. Now I know what you are thinking. What the Crap? That’s not nice or funny. Well I hate to break it to you but it is. You have to know B and his sense of humor. He has never or would he ever lay a hand on me. What made it so funny was the complete and utter randomness of it. He is always pulling complete random shit out of his ass and catching me off guard with it. That probably wasn’t the best most mushy example but we thought it was funny. We also tell each other ‘I love you’ by flipping each other off. That is something we have done since day one. We are screwed up.
Alright I got a bunch of nothing today but a bunch of random crap so here we go. If this hurts your brain I apologize in advance.
-My husband was eaten by the Snore Monster last night which moved me to the couch. That monster is LOUD and annoying.
-The fact that people actually spend their money on Britney Spears tickets blows my mind. Why in the hell would anyone buy tickets to watch someone lip sync? If you do you are a dumbass and if you are buying them for your daughter you should be slapped…twice.
-My cat is now known as Daisy the Ninja Cat. You walk through a room and she comes out of no where and attacks your ankles. This is not cool when you have hot coffee in your hand.
-It’s been almost 2 weeks since we have been at the pool at my Dad’s because of weather and other going ons. Today it is blue sky’s and hot so of course the pool is out of commission. FML. I need sun, the kids need to be worn out..Its about my Sanity people, Sanity!
-Now that our trip is planned I have the perfect excuse to go shopping! Oh yes, this girl needs new shoes. Like how I used the word need? Yeah I need a new pair of shoes because my 158 pair that I already own aren’t Vegas worthy. I also need a dress and some shirts. Yes I need them.
-Chances are that when I do go shopping I won’t find anything because I will be looking for specific items. Why is this always the case? When you are broke or just out for the hell of it you can find a shit ton of stuff you want but when you go on a mission you can’t find shit. I must start now because multiple trips may be needed.
-I am tired of looking at my kids with their 4,379 tattoos on them. We are going to have a scrub fest today, their skin is going to be raw and red.
I will leave you with a funny video. I may have posted it before, I can’t remember but it is one of my favorites so I will post it again. The amount of time that my sister and I have spent quoting this video is disturbing and makes me question our brains.
I have a new blog that I
stalk follow now on a daily basis, 27 & Counting. Nicole is a breath of fresh air in the blogosphere and I enjoy her blog immensely. She is a sweet tea lovin country girl from Kentucky living in Texas with her husband who is a secret agent or something mysterious like that but also a roper. You can tell by her words in her posts that she is just an all around genuine human. I love that! Plus she promised me a spot in a rocking chair on her front porch with sweet tea in a mason jar waiting for me! SCORE!
During my morning
stalk stop by of her blog this am I noticed that she had won an award! You go Girl! You deserve it! As I am reading and thinking Awwe! It’s so sweet, I notice she has passed along the award to fellow bloggers. Guess who was one of them? Go on Guess!
Your’s Truly…ME! Fnkybee!
Uh Huh..Do a little Dance!
I won….Drum Roll Please…..
1. Thank and Link the giver of the award.
Nicole..thank you, You rock my world. Get that Sweet Tea ready!
2. Share 7 Radom Facts about yourself.
1. I never wanted kids, I couldn’t stand them. I asked my mom at the age of 18 if I could get my tubes tied. This is quite funny seeing that I have 2 of them now and was the President of our local MOMS Club Chapter for 2 years.
2. I think one reason I love tattoos so much is the pain. If there comes the day that I can’t take the pain anymore, I’m officially old.
3. W was birthed naturally. This was not by choice and it hurt..really bad. I had an epidural needle in my back when I unknowingly pushed. Needless to say the needle was taken out and it was game on.
4. I hit rock bottom in my younger years and dug myself out of the hole. I think that is the sole reason why I appreciate every single thing that I have in my life now. You don’t know what you have until it is all gone.
5. When I sing I sound like a dying cow. Just ask my kids.
6. I was meant to be a princess or filthy rich. That is so shallow of me but I could rock it like no ones business.
7. If I was a princess I would want B to be my prince that rescues me from the evil witch. (gag me with a spoon, right?)
3. Pass the Award to 10 Blog Buds.
1. My latin lover Marina over at Marina Sleeps. – She rocks the missing latin in me.
2. My cosmic twin Jen over at Firecracker3′s Musings – She’s my cosmic twin of course & we share the same brain over the span of states
3. My Las Vegas Lover Thy over at Thypolar’s Life Uncensored - She’s my secret girlfriend and I love her
4. Thoughtsie over at Thoughts Appear – She rocks my world on a daily basis
5. The Soapbox – She tells it like it is. That’s Right!
6. Pkitass over at All I know is This – She is A-Mazing & has a coffee stealing cat named Chococat
7. Ann over at Waxing Lyrical – My Canadian friend that rocks my world when she posts
8. My Las Vegas Lover’s Husband over at Hacking Vegas – he has to share whether he likes it or not! AND his blog is awesome.
9. Tom B. Taker over at Shouts From the Abyss – He’s awesome and says poop a lot
10. Don’t Make that Face - I have no idea what her name is but she is Hil-arious
So there you have it people. My award, my random facts and my list of award winning blogging buds.
Rock on with your bad selfs!