Friday’s Survival Sarcasm – Rock the Awesome

It’s that time again folks. It’s Friday and here is your weekly does of sarcasm and funny. A special thank you as always to someecards.com, happyplace.com, and bluntcard.com for making our Friday’s most awesome.  Today’s post is a mixture of cards, notes to neighbors (from happyplace.com) and signs (again from happyplace.com).  Let’s Rock Some Awesome!

This might take a moment

That's one big wiener!

heehee!

BAM!

Because I'm fabulous

I told you

Mr T+Unicorns and lightbolts=Awesome of course!

Me with most humans

I burn 0 calories mowing the lawn

I was worried on what to do if they weren't around

Whatever works

He's sneaky..watch out!

that's some shit right there

bahaha

with so many this is the case

massive suction

My day planner says the same thing!

Always!

There you have it.

I leave you with this…

Rock Your Friday

and as always…

Keep Rockin!

Peace

Friday’s Survival Sarcasm – Signs

Today installment of Friday’s Survival Sarcasm is brought to you by happyplace.com, which I found through someecards.com.  Over on Happyplace they have posted brilliant smart-ass responses to completely well meaning signs.  I think they are funny and I hope they give you your dose of Friday Sarcasm that we all need!

And there you have it.

Rock Your Friday!

and as always..

Keep Rock’n.

Peace

Friday’s Survival Sarcasm – Daddy Edition

It’s Friday and it’s time for your Friday’s Survival Sarcasm.  Sunday is Father’s Day so today we will be honoring the Dad’s in our lives.  We will be honoring our own Dad’s this Father’s Day, some will be honoring our husbands who might or might not be the father of our children.  Dad’s or just males in general are a crucial part of making little humans.  What does one need to make little humans you ask?  You need some baby batter.  Baby batter comes from the male aka Dad.  Whether you get the baby batter straight from the dispenser located in the wiener or you go to a special place where you can purchase the baby batter, you still need it to make a little human.  So here is to you baby batter producers!  Thanks to someecards.com for making providing our laughs.

Happy Father's Day!

Bwahahahahaha!

You're the Best!

 Happy Father’s Day to all you baby batter makers!  Without you we couldn’t make humans!

As always..

Rock Your Friday!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Friday’s Survival Sarcasm – Birthday Style

Today might be Friday but it is also June 3rd which means it’s the birthday of a very special friend.  In honor of Miss. Firecracker3‘s Birthday, today’s survival sarcasm is all birthday wishes from someecards.com and bluntcard.com

Not that I think that..It's just funny!

Heehee!

To you Firecracker, I wish you a very Happy Birthday today!

I hope that you rock the bejeezus out of your birthday this weekend.

Here’s to you….

Cheers!

As always, Rock your Friday!

Friday’s Survival Sarcasm

Alright kids..Let’s get our Sarcasm on, it’s Friday!  Today I give thanks again to someecards.com and bluntcard.com for our Friday laughs.

As Always my friends…

Rock your Friday!

Your April Fool’s Survival Sarcasm!

Today’s installment of Survival Sarcasm is dedicated to the one and only April Fool’s Day.  On a day like this you will need as much survival sarcasm and tools as possible.  I wish you all the best of luck today and hope you survive.  Remember to check the toilet for saran wrap, keep your pants on, and question everything!  Good Luck!

As always all of these are from my favorite site Someecards.com

Sarcasm Friday!

It’s Sarcasm Friday and it’s a little tough today with all the devastation that is before me on the tv.  My heart is heavy this morning for the people of Japan.  My thoughts are with them this morning and I am hoping the people of Hawaii and the west coast stay safe and the Tsunami stays small with minimal damage if and when it does hit.

So here we go with the ecards of the week from someecards.com picked by me.

In honor of Lent:

Moving on..

March Madness Baby!

 

For a baby shower.

Just say'n.

So Touching.

Just so everyone knows where to find me.

My kinda exercise

 

Happy Friday!

Keep Rock’n.

Sarcasm Friday..TeamSheen Style.

Last Friday’s Some Sarcasm for Your Friday post was a success and it made people laugh and smile so I thought I would do it again.  So here are some more from someecards.com.  These are in honor of the one and only winner with tigerblood, Mr. Charlie Sheen.

Let’s have some fun shall we?

 

 

This one goes out to FirecrackerJAD!

Where was this back in the day? I would have loved to use this line!

Happy Birthday!

If you smiled, chuckled a bit or just down right laughed out loud my mission is complete.

I wish you a Happy Aardvark Friday!