Let’s get ready to ruuuumble!
In the blue corner, Jamie, 5’3, 113 lbs, and ready to organize.
In the red corner, the House, 1500 square feet of disarray, clutter and unwanted things.
The house is fighting to keep his title as the Heavyweight Clutter King. This bout has been a long time coming. Both fighters have been preparing for about 5 years now. Jamie who has been busy raising kids and playing the mommy role 24/7 now has the training and time she needs to kick butt. The house has been collecting toys, random things and happy meal toys for around 8.
This fight is scheduled for unlimited rounds, it will end only when one fighter is left standing. Jamie has her peeps standing close by with cleaning supplies, organizational plans and trash bags. Her secret weapon – a truck that is waiting outside ready to run to the dump and goodwill. (shh..don’t tell the kids)
The house does not stand a chance in the battle. I can hear the whimpers already.
There is no need to delay this fight any longer…..*ding*ding*