Comcast is the devil and My dog is a closet Crack Dealer
Well we are on snow day #2 of this week. To top that off we woke up to our cable, internet and phone still not working. It went out around 8pm last night. I was convinced someone was trying to kill me or at the least make me go mad. None of these things working on a snow day?!? Conspiracy. I seriously hate comcast and think the company is made up of the all the devil’s assistants that are walking the earth. Thankfully it came back on because I was tempted to start drinking at 8:30am. No one likes a drunk mommy by noon, by 5 maybe but noon is a little early. My kids are bouncing off the walls, the dog keeps trying to attack them (just playing he isn’t really trying to eat their feet off), they are bickering and picking at each other. This all equals me about to lose my stuff. By stuff I mean my shit, my mind, my patience..I think you get the idea. I do have a positive to look forward to and that is the only thing that is keeping me sane at the moment…A girls night out. Yes tonight I have a girls night out with my sister and some of her girls. Awesomeness. We are hitting the town in all of our fancy gloriness to go see a friend’s band play tonight. Weekend Jimmy and the Easy Party. These guys are nuts and so much fun and most of all a great band. I’m stoked for this break, the girl time, the chitter chatter and most of all for the drinks that will be involved. And yes I will be breaking it down All-Night-Long. I will be most likely paying for it tomorrow with a knee the size of a softball but it’s all worth it.
So I think someone put crack in my coffee this morning when I wasn’t looking. I’m thinking Devo did it, our dog. He’s always running outside to the fence, I bet he is the doggy crack dealer in the neighborhood. He best be a good hustler and better share the wealth, I’m so charging him rent now. It is kicking my butt and I feel like I will be rocking in the corner when it wears off until my next fix which will come around 4 this afternoon because I’m old and need caffeine to hang longer than 10pm. I am a sweaty mess, can’t think straight and I have the shakes. Can we say Crack head? Together now…Crack Head. What the hell man. Maybe it’s telling me that I have no excuse to not get anything done around the house today…I have the energy of Super Woman now…Clean. No Don’t wanna and quit telling me what to do! (See now I’m hearing voices in my head..Crack head) I just googled CrackHead for a funny picture to put under this paragraph and now I am scarred for life. There are some f’d up pics of crackheads out there. One more reason to stick with my crack in a cup rather than the little white rocks. Groddy. I will spare you any pictures of that and leave you with this one..
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