A Rant, A New Adventure & The Truth Behind Fnkybee
Posted by Jamie
My first post I got done too quick and now I don’t want to start my day just yet so you get installment #2 from me because I want to procrastinate. You are so lucky, seriously, go buy a lottery ticket.
Go grab a glass of wine and sit back and lets ramble. What is that? It’s only 10am and it’s too early to drink? You shut your mouth and get a glass of wine, it’s never to early. It’s 5:00 somewhere right? At the very least add some baily’s to your coffee. Geesh people!
I found myself a little annoyed on Twitter yesterday and did a lot of tongue biting. One twitterer (I guess that is a word now since it didn’t just get redlined on my computer, fascinating) tweeted to her followers to send her 11 cents to her paypal account for something ‘stupid’ that she wants that is a grand, then gave her paypal address. People actually started sending money. She updated throughout the day that she was still receiving payments from people. As of 10 hrs ago she has received $399.04. Fucking seriously? She tweeted throughout the day about comments people have left after depositing 11 cents in her account. “I don’t know who you are but my wife told me to do it”, “This better be for something really stupid” etc. Again, are you fucking kidding me. So now we can just tweet that we need money and people will just start giving it up? Hell I need some but not for one second would I ever put it on twitter and ask for people to send me a nickel. I don’t care if it started as a joke, but how big of a joke can it be if you put your damn paypal address out there? I was and still am uber bothered by this and what’s even more uber irritating about it is people are actually doing it. Dumbasses.
How about we take that 11 cents which I am sure has added up to more than $400 now and send it to a charity for people who really fucking need it? Oh, you would rather send it to someone who wants something stupid? You are a dumbass. I am appalled by this.
I jumped on the bandwagon on Twitter and started following @BronxZoosCobra the other day and I chuckle with every tweet. Truth be known if our local zoo lost a snake and I lived close by I would super glue every door, window and opening shut then nail it then duct tape it. I would never leave my house and I would check my bathtub drain and toilet every time. I don’t do snakes of any kind.
I am super excited to be a part of a blogger care package venture that one of my friends started. Marina over at MarinaSleeps received a care package from a family member out of the blue a couple of weeks ago and came up with the idea to do it with fellow bloggers. Who ever wants to be involved can, you email her your address or where ever you choose for your package to be sent and each month a blogger is chosen and you send them a care package that can include anything you want, something about where you live, something you think they would love, something that you make etc. Nothing expensive and it doesn’t have to be fancy. She has worked up a schedule assigning months to bloggers with it starting in April. I am stoked and have a million ideas running through my head. I can’t wait to get started on my first package to send!
I was asked yesterday how I came up with Fnkybee. Truth: I am really a bee and I’m pretty damn Funky. Funky as in good funky not stinky dirty funky. My favorite colors are Black and Yellow, favorite word is Bzzzzzzz, and I am a HUGE fan of flowers. All my pictures of myself are fakes, stolen off the internet, I don’t even know that chick but her tattoos are awesome and I heard she is pretty cool. I am not human..I’m a damn Bee! ….and I’m animated! How do I do it? Living in an animated world crossed with the real? I’ll never tell. (said like Britney Murphey said it in that one movie, you know the one I’m talking about!)
So there you have it.
About JamieTaking my time through this A-Mazing thing called my life. I'm the owner and photographer at The Adore Girls here in Nashville TN. Life is what you make of it and I am making mine...AMAZING!
Posted on March 30, 2011, in life, Me and tagged Blog, Friends, Home, Human, Humor, life, me, miscellaneous, my life, other, Random, Random Thoughts, Rant, Social Networking, thoughts, Twitter. Bookmark the permalink. 19 Comments.