Friday’s Survival Sarcasm – It’s Mandatory.

I need today’s installment of Sarcasm like a whore needs frequent STD checks after this past week.  It’s mandatory.  This will also be my last post for a week.  Yes next week there will be no blogging from Vegas…only drinks, gambling, doing the dirty, eating, sleeping, more drinking, partying with Thy & Mr. T, music, shows, more doing the dirty, more drinks, more sleeping and even more gambling.  I will be tweeting throughout the week though because god forbid I go an entire week without any social media.  I can’t just go cold turkey on everything all at once people.

Seriously, That would have been some funny shit!

I have accomplished this way too well.

Too Late!

 So here’s to you all for the next week!

Until next week…

Peace.

Rock your Friday!

About Jamie

Taking my time through this A-Mazing thing called my life. I'm the owner and photographer at The Adore Girls here in Nashville TN. Life is what you make of it and I am making mine...AMAZING!

Posted on July 22, 2011, in Sarcasm, Survival Sarcasm and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 9 Comments.

  1. Hilarious! Did you write all these?

    I had a dream last night I was in Las Vegas. Coincidence? I think not.

  2. Vegas.

    In July.

    Brilliant!

  3. Oh, please post something while you’re in Vegas!!!!! Like all of you totally whacked in some casino!!! LMAO!! JK! But post something!!

    I so hope you have a great time! My regards to Mr. and Mrs. T! And the kids!!

    Love the cards. Saved a couple for FB!

  4. I’m new to WordPress and your blogs are the funniest Ive come across after quite a bit of sifting. I’ll be waiting every week now, for a bit of Friday sarcasm..You bet! and
    I’m not being sarcastic 🙂

  5. I started laughing at whore needs STD checks….then doing the dirty (GAWD two weeks is too long to be gone away from Husband!!!!)……assbag……hotter than a ballsack…..eat a penguin (freakin’ awesome idea)…the list goes on and on. I did casually drink a bottle of wine in Louisville – TWO of them really. I bought six, drank two and meant to bring the others back to Mom and Dad’s but I left them at the aunt’s house. Damn. It. Have a fabulous trip in Vegas.

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