Friday’s Survival Sarcasm – It’s Mandatory.

I need today’s installment of Sarcasm like a whore needs frequent STD checks after this past week.  It’s mandatory.  This will also be my last post for a week.  Yes next week there will be no blogging from Vegas…only drinks, gambling, doing the dirty, eating, sleeping, more drinking, partying with Thy & Mr. T, music, shows, more doing the dirty, more drinks, more sleeping and even more gambling.  I will be tweeting throughout the week though because god forbid I go an entire week without any social media.  I can’t just go cold turkey on everything all at once people.

Seriously, That would have been some funny shit!

I have accomplished this way too well.

Too Late!

 So here’s to you all for the next week!

Until next week…


Rock your Friday!

About Jamie

Taking my time through this A-Mazing thing called my life. I'm the owner and photographer at The Adore Girls here in Nashville TN. Life is what you make of it and I am making mine...AMAZING!

Posted on July 22, 2011, in Sarcasm, Survival Sarcasm and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 9 Comments.

  1. Hilarious! Did you write all these?

    I had a dream last night I was in Las Vegas. Coincidence? I think not.

  2. Vegas.

    In July.


  3. Oh, please post something while you’re in Vegas!!!!! Like all of you totally whacked in some casino!!! LMAO!! JK! But post something!!

    I so hope you have a great time! My regards to Mr. and Mrs. T! And the kids!!

    Love the cards. Saved a couple for FB!

  4. I’m new to WordPress and your blogs are the funniest Ive come across after quite a bit of sifting. I’ll be waiting every week now, for a bit of Friday sarcasm..You bet! and
    I’m not being sarcastic 🙂

  5. I started laughing at whore needs STD checks….then doing the dirty (GAWD two weeks is too long to be gone away from Husband!!!!)……assbag……hotter than a ballsack… a penguin (freakin’ awesome idea)…the list goes on and on. I did casually drink a bottle of wine in Louisville – TWO of them really. I bought six, drank two and meant to bring the others back to Mom and Dad’s but I left them at the aunt’s house. Damn. It. Have a fabulous trip in Vegas.

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